《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我们还没有好好再谈过我们感情的状态 We've never really discussed the status of our relationship.
这世上没有男人可以甩了我 Men don't break up with me.
只有老娘甩人 I do the breaking up.
那... So, uh,
康妮还好吗 how's Connie?
打他 Hit him!
接着打 Hit him again.
妈妈挺好的 Mom's good.
我很开心她过得挺好 替我说声嗨 I'm glad she's doing well. Tell her I say hi.
等等 还是问好比较好 Or wait, greetings.
就说"约翰向你问好" Greetings from John.
你好 能跟你聊聊吗 Hey, can I talk to you?
你跟我外孙女说 她不能打棒球 You tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball?
我只是想保护她 没别的意思 I was just looking out for her, that's all.
那我绝对跟你没完 Well, you and me are gonna have problems.
姥姥要跟教练去约会 Meemaw got a date with the coach.
-什么 -是个一箭双雕的下午嘛 - What? - It was a productive afternoon.
在我们有早年由AOL公司的 Before that disembodied voice
电子邮箱发出的提示音"你收到了信"之前 on AOL started saying, "You've got mail,"
我们都是靠我妈妈的呼喊 we relied on my mom.
谢利 你收到了信 Shelly, you've got mail!
有些邮件令我无比快乐 - Some mail brought great joy. - Ooh!
你好啊 史波克先生 Greetings, Mr. Spock.
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有些邮件带来了伤痛 Some mail brought pain.
乔治 你得去当一回陪审团 George, you got jury duty!
回信说我死了 Tell 'em I died!
还有一次... And one time...
米希你收到东西啦 Missy, you got something.
邮件引发了邻里间的大战 ...mail caused a war between neighbors
战事严重程度可以比拟克林贡帝国 rivaling that of the Klingon Empire
大战联邦的战役 相信我 打得可精彩了 and the Federation, which-- trust me-- was a doozy.
收到什么啦 What'd you get?
去比利生日会的邀请函 An invitation to Billy's birthday party.
那很棒啊 That's nice.
不知道谢尔顿的邀请函在哪呢 I wonder where Sheldon's is.
布兰达 我是玛丽 Hey, Brenda. It's Mary.
-你好啊 -米希收到了比利的生日会邀请函 - Oh, hey. - So, we got Missy's invitation to Billy's party.
那就好 很期待她来玩 Great. Hope she can make it.
但是谢尔顿的邀请函莫名不见了 But Sheldon's didn't arrive for some reason.
不知道是不是寄丢了 Maybe it got lost in the mail?
没丢 It didn't get lost.
你这话是什么意思 What are you saying?
我想你懂我是哪个意思 I think you know what I'm saying.
所以谢尔顿不受邀请吗 So Sheldon isn't invited?
你看 你果然懂 再见 See? You knew. Bye.
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好啦 小饼饼 下课后见 All right, Moon Pie. I'll see you after class.
你不送我进教室吗 Aren't you going to walk me in?
就这两步路 你可以的 I think you can manage it.
是因为你在躲斯特吉斯博士吗 Is it because you're trying to avoid Dr. Sturgis?
-不是 -还是因为你老了 你想要控制 - No. - ‭Is it because you're getting old, and you're trying to limit
-自己走的步数 -快滚进去 - the number of steps you take? - Get in there.
康妮 Connie.
你好啊 约翰 Oh, hello, John.
很高兴看到你 It's nice to see you.
我也很高兴看到你啦 It's nice to see you, too.
我以为你不送谢尔顿来上课 I assumed you stopped bringing Sheldon to class
是因为你担心 'cause you were worried it would be awkward
我们分手后再碰到会很尴尬 running into me after our breakup.
我也问了她这个问题 I asked her the same question,
但她跟我保证了不是因为这个原因 but she assured me that wasn't the case.
那我就放心啦 What a relief!
那我想我们下课后还会再见吧 So, I suppose I'll see you after class?
应该会吧 I suppose you will.
她以前不是都会送你到座位上吗 Now, didn't she used to walk you to your seat?
是啊 不过那会儿她比较年轻 She did, but she was younger then.
这话是有道理 That makes sense.
谢尔顿跟比利是朋友 Sheldon and Billy are friends.
我儿子也应该来参加这派对 My son should be at his party.
你听我说 Look,
我也不想说得太难听 I'm not trying to be mean here.
比利因为被其他小朋友看到 Billy has a tough enough time with other kids
他跟方圆百里第一怪胎当朋友 而因此难交朋友 without them seeing him pal around with the local weirdo.
你不是说你不说太难听吗 I thought you weren't trying to be mean.
这已经是我最好听的版本了 That was the nicest way I could say it.
我也不想说得太难听 Well, I'm not trying to be mean here either,
但你这种举动真的不是好邻居 but you are behaving very unneighborly.
这是你的难听话吗 That was mean?
-可不咋的 -还"咋的"呢 - You're darn tootin'. - Tootin'?
-咋的 -行行行 - Tootin'! - ‭Okay.
所以如果爱因斯坦对时间的分析正确 So if Einstein's analysis of time is correct,
那未来已经发生了 the future's already happened,
不过详细的细节我们下周再讨论吧 but we'll discuss that in more detail next week.
-又或者其实我们已经讨论了 -没错 - Or perhaps we already have. - Exactly.
真好笑 准备回家吧 Good one. Let's hit the road.
康妮 真高兴见到你 It was nice seeing you, Connie.
我们要不要哪天喝杯咖啡叙叙旧 Uh, we should get coffee sometime and catch up.
或许吧 行啊 到时候看看 Maybe, sure, yeah. We'll see.
那约明天早上怎么样 What about, uh, tomorrow morning?
我不太方便呢 Oh, that's not great for me.
那周日呢 Well, what about Sunday?
那个时间也不方便 不然改天吧 Mm, I can't do that either. Maybe another time.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
你应该直接选好个日子 You should probably settle on a specific date
因为每次我想去睿侠电器行 because when I want to go to RadioShack
而爸爸说"改天再去"的时候 and my dad says, "Maybe another time,"
我们最后都没有去 we never end up going.
谢谢你了 谢尔顿 我们可以搞定 Thank you so much, Sheldon. I think we got this.
是的 谢尔顿 那下周见啦 Yes. Well, uh, Sheldon, uh, s-see you next week.
再见 你能告诉我为什么你不选好个日子 Bye. Can you explain why you didn't settle on a specific date
跟斯特吉斯博士约去喝咖啡吗 for coffee with Dr. Sturgis?
-改天再约吧 -好吧 - Maybe another time. - ‭Okay.
然后她说她不想看要其他孩子 And then she said she didn't want the other kids
看到比利有跟谢尔顿玩 to see Billy hanging out with Sheldon.
那孩子唯一的另一个朋友是只鸡 That boy's only other friend is a chicken
隔壁那老娘儿们担心的却是谢尔顿吗 and she's worried about Sheldon?
那我们要怎么做 跟米希说不准去吗 What do we do? Tell Missy she can't go?
如果我们只让米希去那些 If we're only gonna let Missy go places
也愿意让谢尔顿去的地方 where they want to have Sheldon,
那她应该不太有机会出去 then she ain't gonna get out much.
我是觉得这样也不... Well, I don't think it's right that... ‭
嗨嗨 Sup.
不好意思 你没看到我跟你爸在谈事情吗 Excuse me. Can't you see that your father and I are talking?
有看到啊 但是你们上哪都能说话 Yeah, but you can talk anywhere,
但这里是家里唯一能看电视的地方 and this is the only room in the house with a TV.
走开 Get out of here.
随你们便 Suit yourself. ‭
但我想声明一点 But I'd like to point out,
如果你们同意让我买台电视放我房间 if you'd let me buy a TV for my bedroom,
我们现在不就不会有这个问题了吗 we wouldn't be in this situation, now would we?
走开 Go.
我只是不想看到我们的儿子被人孤立嘛 I just hate that our little boy gets left out.
我也是啊 但他也应该要开始学着适应了 Me, too, but he should probably get used to it.
你这话是人说的吗 That's a terrible thing to say.
拜托 玛丽 这孩子也不是社交花蝴蝶啊 Oh, come on, Mary, the boy's not exactly a social butterfly.
事实上 他还怕蝴蝶呢 In fact, he's scared of butterflies.
而且这是人家的家嘛 Besides, it's their house.
如果他们不想邀请他 If they don't want him,
你也不能做什么啊 there's nothing you can do about it.
杰夫牧师 你还在想 Pastor Jeff, are you still looking for a topic
这周布道说什么主题吗 for this week's sermon?
你是指我20分钟后就要开讲的这个吗 You mean the one I'm doing in 20 minutes?
-抱歉 问了白痴问题 -没事 - Sorry, silly question. - ‭No.
你有什么想法啊 我本来打算说诺亚方舟 What do you got? I was gonna do Noah's ark,
但我绝对会被谢尔顿给生吞活剥 but Sheldon's gonna eat me alive,
像方舟上的那对狮子对长颈鹿的那样 like those two lions would've done to those two giraffes.
我最近一直在思考 Well, I've been thinking about the importance
敦亲睦邻的重要性 of being neighborly.
♪ 以祢心为心 ♪ ♪ Heart of my own heart... ♪
♪ 王老先生 ♪ ♪ Old MacDonald ♪
♪ 有块地 ♪ ♪ Had a farm... ♪
♪ 有祢在掌权 ♪ ♪ Still be my vision ♪
♪ 永是我异象 ♪ ♪ O Ruler of all... ♪
♪ 咿呀咿呀哟 ♪ ♪ E-I-e-I-o. ♪
各位请坐 Please be seated.
有个法利赛人曾问主耶稣 最棒的戒条是哪一条 A Pharisee once asked Jesus what the greatest commandment was,
你们知道主是怎么回答的吗 and do you know what he said?
谢尔顿 我只是要引出后文啦 Sheldon, it's a rhetorical question.
他说是要敬爱上帝 - Aw. - He said it was to love God
也要像爱自己一样地爱邻居 and love your neighbor as yourself.
这就是我今天要聊的话题 And that's what I want to talk about today,
当一个好邻居 我们该怎么爱我们的邻居呢 being a good neighbor. How do we love our neighbors?
我们去关心他们 We check in on them,
我们欢迎邻居来我们家中 we welcome them into our homes.
如果我们要举办派对 我们就要邀请他们 If we're having a party, we invite them.
-哪怕他们可能不受人欢迎 -你不是吧 - Even if they're not the most popular. - Are you kidding me?
有些罗马人觉得这样很奇怪 Some of the Romans thought he was a little weird,
但如果你把神邀请进自己的内心 but if you invite him into your heart,
那你以后就能去世上最大的派对 you get to go to the biggest party of all,
就是在天上的那一场 the one in the sky.
在天上的派对呢 Ooh, a party in the sky.
-真有趣 -他是指天堂 - Fun. - ‭He means heaven.
也可能是小飞船啊 Or a blimp.
他说的就是天堂 He means heaven.
我真不敢相信你去跟杰夫牧师告我状 I can't believe you told on me to Pastor Jeff.
我真的不知道你这话是什么意思 I have no idea what you're talking about.
你好啊 邻居 Hi, neighbor.
也不管他们长得多奇怪 No matter how funny they look.
这就很不合理啊 It just don't make no sense.
如果钱也是我自己出的 If I'm gonna pay for it with my own money,
凭什么不允许我房间里有电视 why can't I get a TV for my bedroom?
你这么有钱 怎么不存起来当大学学费呢 You have so much money, why don't you save it for college?
你如果是要跟我说这些没用的 If you're not gonna take this seriously,
那我也不跟你白费唇舌了 I don't even know why I'm talking to you.
你妈也不准我的卧室里有电视 Your mother won't let me have a TV in my room,
所以你别想你可以有 so you're not getting one in yours.
你为什么要管妈怎么说 Why do you care what Mom says?
你才是一家之主 你说了才算 You're the man of the house, what you say goes.
你如果是要跟我说这些没用的 If you're not gonna take this seriously,
那我也不跟你白费唇舌了 I don't know why I'm talking to you.
你好 Hello?
你好 乔治 我是约翰·斯特吉斯 Hello, George. Uh, John Sturgis here.
-是你啊 最近还好吗 -说实话 - Oh, hey, how you doing? - Well, honestly,
我这周心里有些疑惑 it's been a bit of a confusing week,
我想问你约个时间来点男人谈心 and I was hoping we could schedule some male bonding time.
可以去个酒吧或者是轻快散个步 Perhaps go to a bar or, uh, take a brisk walk together.
我这人不太爱走路 I'm not really a walker.
-这话倒是真的 -那就去酒吧 - Well, that's true. - Well, bar it is.
两点怎么样 How's, uh, 2:00?
今天我不太方便 改天约怎么样 Uh, today's not great for me. Uh, maybe some other time.
我明白了 Oh, I understand.
我不会再来烦你 Uh, I won't bother you again.
不是那样啦 只是呢 Well, it's not like that, y-you know,
我现在真的有一点忙 I'm just kind of busy right now.
当然啦 你刚才已经说得很清楚了 Of course, you made that perfectly clear.
再见 Goodbye.
-你刚甩了某人吗 -没有啊 - You just dump somebody? - ‭No.
斯特吉斯博士想约我出去喝一杯 Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out,
但我很忙嘛 and I'm busy.
对啊 忙着伤别人的心 Yeah, busy breaking hearts.
你赢了 这下你高兴了吧 You win. Hope you're happy.
生日派对
这事情本来就没有什么输家赢家啊 This was never about winners and losers.
来两个孩子就得带两份礼物 Two kids means two gifts.
不准送无毒黏土玩具 会被他吃掉 And no Play-Doh, he'll just eat it.
谢利 我有东西要给你 Hey, Shelly, I got something for you.
什么东西 What is it?
这周六去比利·斯巴克斯的生日派对邀请函 An invitation to Billy Sparks's birthday on Saturday.
很棒不是吗 Isn't that nice?
谢尔顿也要去吗 Sheldon's gonna go?
小孩子的生日派对 免了 谢谢 A child's birthday party? No, thank you.
-好极了 -你一定要去比利的派对 - Great. - You're going to Billy's party.
-但我不想去啊 -我也不想他去 - But I don't want to. - And I don't want him to.
不好意思 他去定了 Too bad, he's going.
那我不想去了 Then I don't want to go.
所有人都要去 并且都要玩得开心 Everyone's going and everyone's gonna have fun.
这太不公平啦 This is so unfair.
确实 你应该离家出走 It is. You should run away from home.
所以他们不想谢尔顿去派对 So they don't want Sheldon at the party,
谢尔顿自己不想去派对 and Sheldon doesn't want to be at the party,
但你逼他去派对 but you're making him go to the party.
他到了自然会玩得很开心的 I'm sure he'll have a good time when he gets there.
这真的不是因为你之前大闹了一场 And this isn't just because you made a big fuss,
如果他不去 你会很尴尬吗 and you're gonna be embarrassed if he doesn't go?
当然不是 No.
身为一个虔诚的基督教徒 你还真是常说谎 For a good Christian lady, you sure do lie a lot.
我只是觉得谢尔顿 I just think it's important
偶尔应该做些正常孩子会做的事 that every once in a while Sheldon does normal kid things.
你知道他不是正常小孩吧 You realize he's not a normal kid?
我当然知道 Of course I do.
那你何苦这么做 Then what are you doing?
我想确保他懂得如何交际 I'm trying to make sure he knows how to be social
以后才不会变成没人想跟他来往的孤独成年人 so he doesn't become some lonely adult no one wants to be around.
我靠 Damn it.
喂 Hello.
你好 约翰 Hey, John.
乔治啊 Oh, George.
我正好要出门呢 Uh, you just caught me on my way out...
去派对 那里有人 to a party... with people.
有人参加的派对 A people party.
好 听我说 我就想告诉你 Sure. Hey, listen, I just wanted to let you know
我计划改变了 如果你还有兴趣聚一聚 that my schedule opened up, and if you still want to hang out,
你可以周六过来我家看比赛 you could come over on Saturday and watch a game.
我不知道周六我有没有空呢 I don't know if Saturday works for me. Uh...
好吧 那你确定了告诉我 Okay, well, you just let me know.
等等 Wait!
星期六没问题 我会去的 Saturday's fine. I'll be there.
好 Okay.
那晚安啦 Have a good night.
再见 Goodbye!
谢尔顿一定要去参加派对 Sheldon's going to that party.
我好会骗人哦 I'm a good liar.
我买了什么礼物给他 What'd I get him?
四子棋 Connect Four.
-我可真贴心 -谢利 - That was thoughtful of me. ‭- Shelly?
快点 该出发了 Come on! It's time to go.
我一定要等谢尔顿吗 Do I have to wait for Sheldon?
我不能现在就去吗 Can't I just go now?
不行 我们一家人要一起去 No, we're going together as a family.
你好 母亲 Greetings, Mother.
我准备好被传送到派对了 I'm ready to beam down to the party.
你先去吧 You go on ahead.
谢谢拯救 耶稣大哥 Oh, thank you, Jesus.
你这是穿的什么 What do you think you are wearing?
史波克先生的衣服 A Mr. Spock outfit.
我知道这是史波克先生的衣服 I know it's a Mr. Spock outfit.
那你还问我干嘛 Then why did you ask?
你不能穿这个去 You can't wear that.
现场没有人穿变装服 No one else is gonna be dressed up.
没关系 我打算扮成 That's fine. I plan on pretending
来自外星文化的中立观察者 I'm a neutral observer of an alien culture.
或者你可以去和其他孩子一起玩 Or you can go and play with the other kids
并穿着这个星球的裤子 and wear pants from this planet.
你不是说要我玩得开心吗 I thought you said I was supposed to have fun.
去换衣服 不准穿这套去 Go and change. You are not wearing that.
-那我就不去了 -你一定要去 - Then I'm not going. ‭- You're going.
-那我就穿着这身去 -不行 不准穿 - Then I'm wearing this. - No, you're not.
我就要穿 Yes, I am.
如果你坚持穿这身去 就得参与进去 Well, if you're gonna wear that, you need to participate.
怎么个参与法 Participate how?
玩很多派对游戏 吃蛋糕 Party games, cake...
还有唱生日快乐歌 and singing "Happy Birthday."
不玩游戏 吃一块蛋糕 No games, one slice of cake,
其他人唱生日歌时 我会无声对嘴 and I will mouth the words while the others sing.
就玩一个游戏 One game,
而且你必须和其他孩子互动 and you need to interact with the other children.
非常有趣 Fascinating.
似乎是一种碳基生命形式 It seems to be a carbon-based life-form.
我这就是在互动啊 I'm interacting.
你好啊 Hello!
谢尔顿不在家 Sheldon's not home. ‭
我是来和你父亲一起观看体育赛事的 Oh. I-I'm here to watch a sporting event with your father.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? ‭- Yes.
他只说了"比赛" 所以我不知道具体指哪一种 He only called it "The game," So I don't know which one it is.
有好戏看了 快请进 Well, this is just great. Come on in.
谢谢 Thank you.
老爸 斯特吉斯博士来跟你一起看橄榄球啦 Hey, Dad, Dr. Sturgis is here to watch football with you.
原来是橄榄球啊 太好了 我来之前正好做了功课 Oh, football. Good, that was the one I read up on.
约翰 见到你很高兴 Hey, John, nice to see ya.
我也是 我带了零食 边看比赛边吃 You, too. Uh, brought some snacks for the game.
你真有心 How nice.
希望你喜欢葡萄 Hope you like grapes.
橄榄球和葡萄可是我爸最喜爱的东西呢 Oh, there's nothing my dad loves more than football and grapes.
赶紧进来坐吧 约翰 Why don't you head on in to the den, John?
你 给我滚 You, get lost.
不打扰你们二人世界 互喂葡萄吗 遵命 So you two can feed each other grapes? Got it.
家禽鸡 Hmm. Gallus gallus domesticus,
又称为"地球鸡" otherwise known as "Earth chicken."
生生不息 繁荣昌盛吧 肮脏的鸟类 Live long and prosper... you filthy bird.
你不是不喜欢鸡吗 I thought you didn't like chickens.
不喜欢鸡的是谢尔顿 Sheldon doesn't like chickens.
史波克先生觉得鸡非常有趣 Mr. Spock finds them fascinating.
-史波克先生是谁 -我就是史波克先生 - Who's Mr. Spock? - ‭I'm Mr. Spock.
我是比利 I'm Billy.
你在做什么 What you doing?
用我的三录仪收集数据 Using my tricorder to collect data.
三录仪是什么 What's a tricorder?
是一种多功能手持设备 It's a multifunctional handheld device
用于扫描和分析 used for scanning and analysis.
好酷 你刚说的我一个字都听不懂 Cool. And what's everything you just said?
非常有趣 Fascinating.
乔治 我是不是等到播广告时 George, would you prefer me to wait for a commercial break
再提到我的情绪状态比较好 before I bring up my emotional state?
你还想聊这个啊 Oh, still want to talk about that, huh?
我... Well, I...
觉得聊聊会对我有帮助 do think it would be helpful for me.
开球前有七分钟时间可以聊 Uh, we got seven minutes till kickoff.
-说吧 -从何说起好呢 - Have at it. - Where to begin?
我和康妮分手后 第一次见到她 I saw Connie for the first time since I broke up with her,
那比我预期的还要难受 and it was harder than I expected.
分手后见面是会尴尬 Well, breakups can be rough.
我本以为我提分手是为了她好 I thought I was doing the right thing by her,
但如今看来 我不仅失去了 but now it seems that I've lost her,
她这个情人 也失去了她这个朋友 not only as a romantic partner, but even as a friend.
-女人啊 是吧 -我这段时间 - Women, huh? - ‭I've been feeling
深切感受到失去的痛苦 所以我不仅思考 the loss very profoundly and it's making me wonder
她是否也感到孤独寂寞 if she also is feeling lonely
我为我们所做的决定是否错了呢 and I made a bad decision for both of us.
我也不想当告诉你坏消息的人 约翰 I hate to be the one to tell you this, John,
但是 but, uh...
她现在有新的约会对象了 she's kind of been seeing someone new
而且 and, uh...
她好像过得挺好 she seems to be doing okay.
这样啊 I see.
她快乐吗 Is she happy?
很难分辨 她那张老脸总是皱成一团 Hard to tell. Her face is all scrunched up
又消瘦憔悴 and pinched most of the time.
希望她约会的这个男人会对她好 Well, I hope this man she's seeing treats her well.
他看起来人不错 He seems okay.
我也希望他迷失在大海上 永远回不来 I also hope he gets lost at sea and never returns.
我现在心情非常复杂 I'm having a lot of feelings.
每逢这种时候 我就会再喝一瓶啤酒 Well, when that happens to me, I have another beer.
我这瓶都还没喝完呢 I haven't finished this one yet.
那我就能多喝点了 More for me.
斯巴克斯少尉 在这只鸡的下方 Ensign Sparks, there appears to be a white object
-好像有某种白色物体 -那是鸡蛋 - under this chicken. - It's called an egg.
有意思 它在这星球上的作用是什么呢 Interesting. What is its function on this planet?
人们会吃它 在万圣节是还拿来丢我 People eat them and throw them at me on Halloween.
你们两个在这里干嘛 What are you doing out here?
跟谢尔顿玩 Playing with Sheldon.
你错过你的生日派对了 You're missing your party.
可是我在这里玩得很开心 But I'm having fun.
不用担心 我为和平而来 Do not be alarmed, our mission is one of peace.
我要去跟你母亲聊两句 I'm gonna go have a little chat with your mother.
不太可能能聊到吧 我母亲人在瓦肯星上 Seems unlikely; my mother's on Vulcan.
我妈妈有在吃抗焦虑药[音似] My mom is on Valium.
他们又触地得分啦 Oh, they scored another touchdown.
约翰 那只是精彩回放啦 That's just a replay, John.
你好啊 康妮 Hey. Connie.
我看到你的自行车停外面了 所以我就过来... I saw your bike outside, so I-I thought I'd just,
来打个招呼 uh, say hi.
你真是有心了 Well, that's so nice of you.
我也不想打扰你们看比赛什么的 I don't mean to interrupt or anything.
我就是过来看两眼 I just wanted to... check in.
我要是邀请她一起看会不会尴尬呢 Would it be awkward if I asked her to join us?
再尴尬也尴尬不过现在 Oh, couldn't be any more awkward.
你有兴趣坐下来跟我们一起看比赛吗 Would you like to, uh, watch the game with us?
是橄榄球赛呢 It's-it's football.
好啊 Well, sure.
我想稍微聚一下也无妨 I guess a... little visit wouldn't hurt.
太好啦 Excellent.
让我猜猜 是你带的葡萄 Let me guess, you brought the grapes.
是的 I did. ‭
你喝几杯那个了 Hey, how many of those have you had?
超多杯 So many!
希望你满意了 Hope you're happy.
比利跟你儿子在鸡舍扮演太空人 Billy's missing his own party 'cause he's playing spaceman
完全错过了自己的派对 in the chicken coop with your son.
你是对的 我不该逼你邀请他来 You were right. I shouldn't have made you invite him.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吧 Okay.
那行 Well, good.
看他被人孤立真的很难受 It's just hard to see him be left out.
我很担心他长大之后只会越来越糟 And I worry it's not gonna get better when he grows older.
比利也不是多受欢迎的小孩啦 Can't say that Billy is exactly Mr. Popular either.
我想我可能比谢尔顿 I'm sure this kind of stuff bothers me
更在意这种事情吧 way more than it bothers Sheldon.
虽然他不在意 但你也不会因此好受对吧 Doesn't make it any easier, does it?
是啊 No.
我去把谢利给带回家吧 I'm gonna take Shelly back home
这样比利就会回来派对上玩了 - so that Billy can get back to his party. ‭- Eh.
算啦 他们在外面玩得正开心呢 You know, they're having fun out there.
家禽鸡在我的制服上拉屎啦 Gallus gallus domesticus pooped on my uniform!
任务失败了 The mission is compromised!
还是把他带回家吧 Maybe take him home.
我有个东西给你们两个看 是比利写的 I've got something here for both of you. It's from Billy.
希望不会又是邀请函 I hope it's not another invitation.
应该是张感谢卡吧 It's probably a thank you note.
所以我得回写一张不客气卡了吗 So now I have to write a you're welcome note?
我真是要被你们逼死了 You people are killing me.
"亲爱的谢尔顿与米希 "Dear Sheldon and Missy,
谢谢你们来参加我的派对 thank you for coming to my party.
我很高兴跟史巴克先生玩了 I liked playing with Mr. Spock
也很高兴看到米希在草丛里吐饮料" and watching Missy throw up Kool-Aid in the bushes."
味道也还是樱桃味的 Still tasted like cherry.
"我妈妈也呕吐了 不过是因为喝太多酒 "My mother also threw up, but that was because of wine.
-我爸爸说她喝酒是因为..." -好了 很有爱的卡片 - My dad says she drinks because..." - Okay, that's nice.
-后面还有没读完的呢 -没了 - But there's more. - No, there's not.
看来我们永远不会知道她喝酒的原因了 Guess we'll never know why she drinks.